I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out.
A woman walks in a eyeglass store to return a pair
of eyeglasses that she had purchased for her husband a week before.
"What seems to be the problem, madam?"
"I'm returning these glasses I bought for my husband. He's still not
seeing things my way!"
My cousin loses all of his jobs. He worked in an eyeglass factory, but fell in the lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself.
How many eye doctors does it take to change a lightbulb?
One... or two. One... or two....
What do you call an Eskimo who makes eyeglasses?
An Optical Aleutian!
Feeling his way into the eye doctor’s office,
Jake said, "I sat on my eyeglasses and busted them. Will the doctor have
to examine me all over again?"
"No," said the receptionist, "Just your eyes."
A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to
their adventures on the sea. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg leg,
a hook, and an eye patch.
The seaman asks "So, how did you end up with the peg leg?"
The pirate replies "We were in a storm at sea, and I was swept overboard
into a school of sharks. Just as my men were pulling me out, a shark bit my
leg off."
"Wow!" said the seaman. "What about your hook"?
"Well," replied the pirate, "we were boarding an enemy ship
and were battling the other sailors with swords. One of the enemy cut my hand
off."
"Incredible!" remarked the seaman.
"How did you get the eye-patch"?
"A seagull pooped in my eye," replied the pirate.
"You lost your eye to a seagull dropping?" the sailor asked incredulously.
"Well," said the pirate, "it was my first day with the hook."
Q. What has four eyes but can’t see?
A. Mississippi.
Q: What did one eye say to the other?
A: Between you and me... something smells!
Now try these mind games...
Read the words below aloud:.
More than likely you said, "A bird in the bush," and........
if this IS what YOU said, then you failed to see
that the word THE is repeated twice!
Sorry, look again.
Now...Count every " F" in the following text:
FINISHED FILES ARE THE RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC
STUDY COMBINED WITH
THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS...
HOW MANY ?
WRONG, THERE ARE 6
-- no joke.
READ IT AGAIN !
Really, go Back and Try to find the 6 F's before you scroll down.
The brain has trouble processing "OF".
More
Brain Stuff . . From Cambridge University .
Olny srmat poelpe can raed tihs.
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The
phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde
Uinervtisy,
it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt
tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can
be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the
wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!
Next, let's play with some words.
What do you see?
In black you can read the word GOOD, in white the word EVIL (inside each black
letter is a white letter). It's all very physiological too, because it visualize
the concept that good can't exist without evil (or the absence of good is
evil ).
You may not see it at first, but the white spaces read the word optical, the blue landscape reads the word illusion. Look again! Can you see why this painting is called an optical illusion?
The word TEACH reflects as LEARN.
You probably read the word ME in brown, but.when you look through ME
you will see YOU!